Literally something out of The Onion. What a world we live in.

Is riding in the bike lane illegal? Do you not understand how bike lanes work?

You can even stick it back into your mail box (with the flag up), and the mail man should pick it up.

Good fucking thing it’s consecutive

Does $63 hurt the company or is it merely a slap on the wrist?

Yes, but you see, Elon is rich so it doesn’t matter.

So does the lack of stress cause you stress? 😬 Cause it does for me

The beating will continue until morale improves. You will pay twice as much to companies that don’t give a single fuck about you, just your money.

WISP does not count as an ISP. Fucking T-Mobile is not a replacement for Internet.

Eh, GOP has been the same party for the last 50 years. The party of gerrymandering, obstruction, and projection. I’m sure the war on drugs and trickle down economics will start working any day now.

Maybe we can send his running mate too, I’m pretty getting tied of the orange man too.

Water is wet

I wonder how much is this due to local news channels being owned by the Sinclair group?

Lol no one is trusting China and their heavily manipulated currency

I mean he did have immunity now for any official acts, so yeah just ignore the ruling, what can they do? Reverse their decision?

We already spend billions on “public transport services”. We just spend it in one of the least efficient ways possible. Roads and highways. It costs so much to maintain the infrastructure is crumbling and people are too car-brained to admit how awful the situation is.

I mean he did sell beans from the oval office. Or was that some kind of fever dream?

I don’t think most people would consider their religion a conflict of interest. I would agree that it is for scientific research, and probably a whole lot of other things…

You can’t beach a ship in your own territorial waters and then get upset when China comes to take your stuff and harass you? Do you understand what is even happening in the South China Sea?

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