From a leaked 2016 recording while this righteous asshole was Speaker:

McCarthy: “There’s two people I think Putin pays: Rohrabacher and Trump. Swear to God.”

Ryan: “This is an off-the-record. No leaks, alright?”

McCarthy: “Alright.”

Ryan: “This is how we know we’re a real family here.”

https://www.washingtonpost.com/515f6f8a-3aff-11e7-8854-21f359183e8c_story.html

Lol, close but not quite what he said. Sorry if you were making a joke. The actual quote was “you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall.”

Ah, cantaloupe – the “packing peanuts” of any fruit salad

If you’ve been buying the tiny black round ones that come in a grinder, you may want to try the big red ones in the produce section

Might need to add a few more points to the list if there’s only one lug nut on that single right wheel

This. So often, folks feel too busy for even the easiest safety steps that keep everywait who are these people in my car it was empty a second ago

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PowerGloveSoBad’s Mom: PowerGloveSoBad? It’s Mom. I was talking to Aunt Kathy and she said you charged her $50 to move that stuff in her attic. Call me back or I’m coming over.

Invisibility. Ever been the only person in a friend group who owns a truck?

“Oh, I guess the family and I will need to book some expensive flight tickets… unless PowerGloveSoBad wants to just give us a ride”

“Oh, I guess my administration will need to invest billions in foreign aid… unless PowerGloveSoBad wants to just carry all the boxes”

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But that’s so inefficient-- what if half weren’t paying attention? Just pick one or two, and send a $12M escort with beer to “win them over.” Easier, and the money goes to people that deserve it instead of ad agencies.

Purposefully withholding your vote in the general election is a selfish/narcissistic act. No matter what wordplay you engage, not giving support to the lesser of two evils leads to better outcomes for the greater of them – and pain and suffering for the most vulnerable. But you get the comfort of hugging your pristine principles**

**and La Revolución is NOT happening in time to help in any meaningful way before uncountable death and suffering – stop that BS and grow up

Is good luck put spaghetti down sink sometimes. High quality no cheap stuff

Cannibalism

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Hasn’t been the same since Activate Windows left the show or came back or stayed the same or whatever