4 years of “you’ll never believe what we’ve found on twitter” journalism.

UpliftingNews material.

Let me get this straight:

1. Person A makes a social network
2. People flock to it
3. Person A sells the social network to person B
4. Networks does a 180, destroying communitie; people outraged.
5. Same person A makes a social network
6. People flock to it.
7. [surely we can predict what is going to happen here, right?]

Yeah, they’ve implemented this a while ago, this year IIRC. People are on old information bashing Mastodon.

NSFW warning please.
Posting two dickheads just like that…

The fact that this is an actual possibility is absolutely hilarious.

You completely ignored the part where the person explained to you that it’s not a flip of a coim that decides this outcome.

It’s a joined decision made by the patient, parents/guardians, doctors and psychologists.

Why do you think a redneck’s sole, uniformed, uneducated ‘gut feeling’ opinion has more weight than all of those people combined?

Social media indeed.
And that lying has no consequences. (Which also tied in No.1)

Couchfucker said what?

It gets even crazier if you think about planes as flying metal sausages with wings.

Fucking magnets, how do they work?

Technically, a lot of NATO countries still have nukes. So they might be half as fucked.

Germany, LMAO. Didn’t they have their lips around putin’s pipe that got blown up?

I bet the “russia is a trade partner” shtick will come back real soon.

Since the US bacame an oligarchy.

I see what you did their’e

That’s juhst gayr propahgandurrr

Keep on clicking those “Trump” headlines.
Send a tweet as well!

All democratic countries just got shitter. Moving is fruitless.

66M+ voted for a fascist-wannabe self-proclaimed dictator-moron. No matter how it ends, it’s fucking embarrassing.

Yes I want a full-featured documentary about a cute baby hippo. You’re right.