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The average person has one boob and one testicle.

Wow a Zardoz reference. Well met, Friend.

Is that a gun that is also a penis? Or is it a gun that shoots penises as ammo?

Seriously, you can’t have nine pregnant women and expect one baby in one month.

I mean, you kinda were.

I just use the printer at work.

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Maybe he shouldn’t have spent so much money on avocado toast and fancy covfefe.

It’s what I imagine goblin cum tastes like. Fucking vile.

It’s more complicated than that. Don’t be a dick to someone on the edge.

It’s more expensive, and it’s typically not that much better than inorganic.

I’m not a fan of induction cooktops that turn off when you lift up the pan. I was cooking soft scrambled eggs at my aunt’s house and kept having to turn the stove back on every time I lifted up the skillet for more than about 3 seconds. It was super frustrating.

Setting VPN to Poland works.

It’s incredibly difficult to find anything at Target, especially gender-neutral hygiene products since they hard-segregated hygiene into men’s and women’s. Just give me regular ass bar soap.
My partner was looking for coffee and looked all over the tea section and nope, naturally coffee belongs next to the liquor and red vines.
I hate going to Target, but I still take it over Walmart. At least I don’t feel dirty shopping at Target.

Living in the PNW, I would very much prefer to be on permanent summer ti.e, since that way fall and winter night time does not come obscenely early.

It gets very depressing to go to work when it’s still dark, stay in a windowless room while it’s light, minus a few short breaks, and then go home and it’s already dark again.

A lot of people say that, but it does fuck all for my hands and face, and I’m still breathing in cold ass air.

I have heat retention issues, not heat rejection issues.

Perhaps the grossest feeling I’ve ever experienced was while I was stationed near Chicago during the winter and my nose hairs were freezing inside my nose, all while bundled up in as many layers as possible.

Fuck the cold; I’d rather be in the heat.

That being said, extreme heat is still miserable.

Profiting?

I’d you’re in the US you can use zip code.

That escalated quickly…