There’s nothing wrong with going back to old hand tools that were made when James K. Polk was in the White House. Who needs a DeWalt when you’ve got a hand drill?

I’m looking at you, Buffalo.

This is why we must protect physical media.

He gave me the McDonald’s Gift Certificates?

Those are some pretty solid options. I like the idea of Ithaca. Cornell is a good school. Plus, it would be weird if Captain Archer had a Rochester accent

Honestly, not bad choices.

I am a Western New Yorker, and I’ve already thrown a fit.

Absolutely! Tocinderoga has the TOS set replica. I’d love to check it out!