Guys Ubisoft’s mom came to school and asked us to stop picking on them.

I didn’t send you an email at all. I expect you to read it.

Wait till you hear about the sickos using arabic numbers

There’s stardust all over my basement walls 😌

Purchase? I got mine at birth.

My codebase doesn’t have features, I’ve been refactoring hello world for 25 years.

I did this in an interview and I got the job on the spot.

It gets more fun when you get older and you realise you’re mostly just a tired person.

It’s Skyrim meets Super Mario Brothers 2!!!

Wake me up when I can buy a lightsaber.

Thank you, Anti FOMO Raven!

🫡

I’ve been thinking the same thing every day for the last 10 years or so…

Independent news outlet Astra said that the program features Russian-language dubbing of Carlson’s American shows and is not original content for Russian viewers

Saved you a click.

My manager must really like me 🥹

HOW

HOW

HOW

How else would I keep up with what’s happening?

Don’t worry, he’ll grow up to have a glorious mustache

🎩 - Middle Earth

They saw the person and ran with it