I need a poltergeist like this. He would help to keep my flat nice and tidy.

The door isn’t even locked.

Where I come from a round traffic sign with red border means something is forbidden. A warning would be a triangle with red border.

No bowling

That’s an ancient setup. Only fitting to have an ancient solution.

Or if you go further north you need to use Alder

Considering how old this image is, how old is the cat now?

Also from Wikipedia:

“Armstrong has expressed his displeasure with the memes and has joked about wanting to write a sequel song in response called ‘Shut the Fuck Up When October Comes’.”

At least this way you can’t doomscroll

Tbh my lemmy feed is not long enough for doomscrolling.

I’m sorry, Steve