[Monkey’s paw curls]

Is Wendy’s still doing the sassy Twitter (now known as “X, formerly known as Twitter”) schtick?

Imagine having your military undermined by a washed up football coach. I have to hope that this sentient pile of damp laundry gets what’s coming to him eventually.

Butthurt people downvoting you for giving the right answer. It’s frustrating, but it’s cleanest to run two instances of Readarr for two formats (which is why it’s best to run it in containers).

Yeah, it’s a Prius, сука

Li’l Proper Configuration

Without any sort of space suit, either. Just a frozen corpse with a little yellow Kodiak camera floating around in a barrel.

Man’s out here snoring in hash values.

Exxon -> Sexxon (I got my mom’s permission before posting this)

According to certain Christian sects, if you don’t believe in a god but still live a good and moral life, you’ll spend eternity as a side character in the Windows 95 video guide.