I’ve heard conservatives say “Banana Republic” like 30 times since yesterday, and not once did they talk about fruit companies taking over the government of a South American country and influencing it. Literally, they’re so stupid.

This “we’re gonna remove Biden from the ballot” thing is the most elaborate masturbating contest between the GOP, man.

Surgeon Generals are supposed to have medical degrees. So, either this guy got his medical degree from a diploma mill and is a really good liar, or he’s got a regular degree and is just really stupid.

They really need to stop calling it a tip. It’s a bid for service.