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Cake day: June 14th, 2023

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    1. When I was a kid I was swimming by the edge of a pool, and a heavy set five-year-old cannonballed on my face. I got knocked into the water and the force of her weight took my goggles right off.

    2. My tennis coach was demonstrating how to hit the ball at the apex of a toss, and he used his racquet to hold the ball up against the fence. He didn’t realize that I was standing behind him, and he swung the racquet back and nailed me right in the lower jaw.