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3 months agoThey destroyed Fitbit. It was just to kill competitors. I’ve had so many issues with Google hardware it’s insane.
The details of my life are quite inconsequential… very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
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It’s like when you stop hanging out with your girlfriend in hopes she breaks up with you. Technically you didn’t break up with her.
4·3 months agoEAT RECYCLED FOOD
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Missing the dudes dick hitting the bar, Raygun and Gojira.
This looks like an image from a dream I can’t remember
Grab your pitchforks gang. OP is selling us snake oil posts!!!
38·4 months agoSo, now there is room for the president to be a dictator if they want to. Nothing to stop them. Trump has been poison for our country since 2016.
Holy shit this isn’t right. Perfect for dictatorship.
2·4 months agoI’m dumb. I meant “Im sure they ate them by now.”
6·4 months ago“Bro, do you wanna throw down or what?!”
[Proceeds to shit pants]
I’m sure they are them by now.
I’m trying really hard to keep the faith in my fellow Americans. This really makes it hard. 😩
I feel represented.
9·5 months agoShrek is Mr steal yo bitch
Is this like new poor? But new old?
3·5 months agoAgreed. When I was a kid I have to have an extra tooth removed from the roof of my mouth. I wonder if it would grow back?
Looks like not having the tooth there triggers it to grow a new one.
Interesting. How do you just grow the one tooth and not all teeth?
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