They are legion. But also week af because “yell at them” is super effective.

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At least we still had some Angel left.

In my native land, we call it mole.

Is there something about search engines, as opposed to other online services, that makes you expect them to be free?

I hope this is a joke where you’re calling your two year old child “a guy you live with”.

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Congrats on your Nobel prize!

I wish I shared your optimism.

The vowel moves clockwise to the next corner of the vowel trapezium for each additional “e”.

The paper cuts were the best part.

the master archive

Now that’s dedication.

Jolly

Brits try human brains for first time!

Before the human begins to decompose, the essence of the pacemaker leaves its plastic housing (the “accidental properties” of the device) and goes to a realm outside of space and time to forever keep the pace of the Great Heart for which it was ultimately created. The human, meanwhile, is eaten by worms.

I mean yeah I suspect most people on Lemmy have. But we’re outliers.

On today’s episode of Stroke Or Drunk

Which website?

Princess Donut would love that.

I don’t know how the Google thing works, but I disconnect the cellular antenna before driving a car off the lot, and the speed thing still works for me.

Also blow out the duct. So many people don’t even know that’s a thing that needs done. Took me a decade until I learned that, and it was so clogged.