the memory of a goldfish when it comes to Dougie.
Yup, but, oh no! Don’t forget the Rae Days!! eye roll
the memory of a goldfish when it comes to Dougie.
Yup, but, oh no! Don’t forget the Rae Days!! eye roll
I wonder if the Mandalorian theme was inspired by this
When the walls fell!
When you hear hoofbeats, think lupus, not zebras.
They had to ruin it by putting that dude’s face on it.
Wrong. That’s Brannigan’s law.
Inexpensive cars
I use Textra
When there’s an umbrella-rush, sell rain.
Your watch… does the charger plug into the USB, or does USB plug into the watch?
This is perfect, because it sounds like the toddler that he is.
Why not both?
I’d rather have a battery that lasts a week on one charge and can be replaced in 5-10 years.
Orange Garlic
Orange segments and the juices, pressed garlic, olive oil, s&p.
We’re finally getting to the root of the problem.
It’s a good, solid rhyme. It’s just used way too often in children’s media.
The Republican playbook