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Katzenfutter
Leute!! Herr Geldbeutel hier hat Kinder UND kann sich ein Haustier halten!
Das ist doch total egoistisch, wo kommen wir denn da hin? Wo ist denn dein Verantwortungsbewusstsein? Zahl doch lieber regelmäßig a die Verarmte IndustrieTM bevor die im Auge der Investoren vor die Hunde geht, sonst tröpfelt doch ökonomisch nix nach unten zu uns allen.
*gestikuliert weiträumig entlang der Theke
„Von allem von hier bis hier jeweils ein Stück bitte.“
1·2 months agoWell, with that attitude, probably yes.
5·2 months agoYou want a toe? I can get ya a toe. Believe me, there are ways dude, you don’t even wanna know about ‘em, believe me. Hell, I can get ya a toe by three o’clock this afternoon, with nail polish.
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The mental images of the consequences of running into, and then having to fight, a jaguar who’s high on ayahuasca is both hilarious and terrifying.
„Bro, chill out! The strawberry fractals are a mere figment of your imagination and can’t hurt you.“
„CHRAOW! CHRAOWOW!! Satayskewers!“
1·4 months agoSurely there wouldn’t be any listening devices baked in.
61·4 months ago„We and our 846 partners
Au revoir!
1·5 months agoHow else would you make the most of your Beef-a-Reeno subscription?
8·5 months ago
1·5 months agoAppreciate the walkthrough and follow up.
1·6 months agoiOS Safari. The scaling is utterly fucked up. The page displays just half the width on load right off the bat. As one pinches to zoom out to get the full width, the font scales so small, it’s unreadable without zooming back in to half width. The site is peppered with ads to boot to add insult to injury. I don’t even try to hang around, good riddance.
Love the Archie comeback, but fuck arstechnica and their fucked up site format. They literally call themselves the „Art of Technology“ and can’t even get their website properly formatted for mobile. Pathetic.
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