I’d eat my finger if I thought it was a pickle too

I’ve been here long enough to get to be the annoying guy who complains about seeing this before!

At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country?

I hope long after these two particular memes die out on the platform, people still randomly make posts like this pretending it’s an evergoing thing

It’d be incredibly difficult to do that with java edition. And for that reason, they wouldn’t do it with their cashcow, bedrock, either.

Is it possible to help someone going through this?

No, don’t you understand? It is not for image editing

I’d still eat it. Just scrape off the burned bits with a butter knife, it’ll taste the same underneath. The texture might be a bit off though

Don’t trick kids into watching porn.

Funnily enough, I thought the article was written by AI. I guess they trained it off something, lol

I, a table, need fuck

Everyone on Lemmy is a bot except you!

I mean, didn’t Robin Williams hang out on obscure forums? It’s not entirely out of the question. I do imagine an actual celebrity would have lost the novelty of being a celebrity, though

Why did this get immediately downvoted, lol

Man, the fact that cops attacked 3 completely unrelated people during that is pretty awful. Their vehicles didn’t even match his

Is this a popular opinion? I’m sort of shocked at the amount of upvotes this got tbh. Lemmy fulfills my reddit cravings, and honestly feels like a more mature community to me

Used to be good. Still use it, but it seems to get worse every update

They’re definitely zoomer, MAYBE late millennial

I feel like not sleeping at all at the usual time would work the best here, assuming OP is falling asleep at 8am

Time to watch Lost again