

He needs to put on a pair of glasses, so his hands can tremble as he takes them off.


He needs to put on a pair of glasses, so his hands can tremble as he takes them off.
Sh.itjust.works, unless it’s CloudFlare.
For your birthday, I give you the gift of having to explain me to Jackie.
Make no mistake, the Rogue is on the offense.


switches over to stored media
…again
CloudFlare went from the muscle of the internet to a liability.
Forgot about this show, need to add it to my watchlist.
Nothing says North Korean prosperity like an unused 1975 bathhouse in 2025.


By far, my least-favorite Florida Man.
The civil-service centipede.


“LEEEEROOOOOOOY mmJENKIIIIINSSS!!!”


Get a girlfriend who doesn’t impose arbitrary limitations on the work you do.
Now I have a name for why I refused to let my feet hang out of the covers or over the bed as a kid.


That is a very cute cat and dog.


Very poor choice of words.


*amid bubble knowledge


Frozen orange juice.


If you did that much day drinking you’d think you were the greatest, too.


“I need an adblocker.”
“Because of all the dumb shit they shove in your face?”
“No, because I want to buy all the dumb shit they shove in my face!”
Well, it would be insensitive to get mad.
If I’m being honest with myself, Star Trek.
All of it.