Really? After the absolute clownshow that was Starfield, my expectations for TES6 are extremely low.
I make people upset just by using my eyes and brain, as such please be careful to ensure your tears do not get into your electronics, thank you
Really? After the absolute clownshow that was Starfield, my expectations for TES6 are extremely low.
God, will someone just punch him already?
This is exactly why he gives me the heebie jeebies. That fuck would sell out his own mother for a Klondike bar.
I know we used to find common ground and reach across the aisle, and I just don’t know how we’ll ever get back there now, to be quite honest. In that way, the American political landscape in the last 50 years has gotten much, much worse.
I’m honestly not sure how much of that you can attribute to foreign powers vs. Ronald Reagan, Donald Trump, and Dick Cheney (off the top of my head – there are many more), but it’s interesting to think about.
I will chip in if someone sets up a GoFundMe to do exactly this
Like, how much could it possibly cost to hire someone in NYC to do this for a few hours some night? Surely this is a crowdfundable amount.
Oh, man, I knew the debate was gonna be funny to watch, and I knew republicans would be shitting themselves after I saw it, but I had no idea just how funny the aftermath would be to watch. “it’s not that Trump lost, it’s that Kamala Harris has occult powers” was not only not on my Bingo card, I didn’t even have a bingo card ready.
I still cannot fucking believe, in all that time onstage, that was the thing that made Biden come alive. Fucking golf.
it’s like a garden path sentence written by an eldritch horror
If he wins, we’re not going quietly either.
You think the Oompa Loompa is gonna lose quietly?
Oh no, friend, that’s when shit gets real.
Don’t care + touch grass, don’t eat it. Bye 😘
no no, you misunderstand, vegans/vegetarians usually aren’t doing it to be healthy, they’re doing it to feel morally superior.
What you mean to mock them with is “yeah cartels are wholesome, sex and drug trafficking is good for the soul 🤗”
I’m still in the process of letting mine die (hope is a stubborn thing), but sometimes you need to accept your lot in life. Not everyone gets to do everything they want to.
now, I just don’t know what else to dream for instead. As it is, I’m just existing and waiting to die.
it’s nice to see I’ve never had an original thought in my life
Friendly reminder that nobody asked you for your opinion on others choices, and it’s a shit one.
On the one hand, yeah, this is a horrible thing to say to someone
On the other, if anyone ever reminded you of Stephen from Django Unchained… This guy’s a pretty good candidate.
it’s almost like people can have shared experiences or something. Wild!
I have achieved that, when I was younger and skinnier, and it’s not even all that great. For one, yeah, kills your back. Two, it’s more like sucking dick than getting your dick sucked, so let’s hope you’re good at that – and if you are, you’re going to end up with a mouth full of cum.
Now, I’m gay, so these last two points didn’t bother me any, but I was so sore from the experience I did it like twice and then never bothered again. I imagine a straight guy would be even less impressed.
every time I learn something new about Ohio, I like it just a little bit less, and I already fucking hate Ohio.