This reminds me of the scene from the Leftovers where, after scanning his face, Kevin must also scan his penis to access a secure door.

https://youtu.be/0zu4XlM_89s?feature=shared

How long were they broadcasting without a tower?

How were they not already aware that there was dead air? Was anyone out there even listening in the first place?

You’ve got to be a real lazy piece of shit to not do the dishes before you leave for a vacation.

Music

It is a Leica.

Switch? I never left!

I haven’t gotten a good fear boner in a while, honestly.

I thought this was extra rich coming from the woman who won’t even use her real first name (Nimarata) because she fears backlash among her racist, shitbag supporters.

If you require rest, now is the time. That is, after all, what the bonfire is for.

This is me when I bite into a piece of candy expecting lime, then it’s nasty green apple.

Thank the gods that Skittles finally came to their senses and went back to the original flavors.

I used to listen to Kid Rock and Limp Bizkit.

I even saw them in concert together once.

Shame.

I know exactly where two of these are in my desk.

You know, just in case.

Because old habits die hard.