poor guy :(
she/her my name’s alice, i am the gay critter inside your computer. new pfp fursona art done by me
emergency account: https://lemmy.ml/u/bbpolterGAYst
poor guy :(
workplace sexual harassment
Your honor, my client could not have possibly broken into this place in 15 seconds. This lock takes me around 38 seconds to pick.
hl1 scientist in the background
the big stone heads are crying. this is a bad omen
IM FUCKING THIS PLANE SO HARD RN
you can steal anything. i believe in you
ah but you see. her grongble muscle is 5mm to the left, and her grunbles are pointed towards the moon. this proves that she has transitioned at least 5 times this week. checkmate librarians
this tumblr user may be at risk of being put into bucket by divorced men
thank you machine i love you too
my body is a soviet apartment building
its not pleasing aesthetically, but at least it works
walls (woman balls)
i am silly like that
you gotta take the goodpersonpill and start personalitymaxxing
incomprehensible, have a nice day
one of the first people to misspell “a”
arm polyamory people with cool swords to end all of the worlds problems
i just want some fucking cuddles and get called a cute girl im so jdflk;jg’;\skfls;'ajg;flds
my man got fuckin RELIC’d
korn dubstep album is a sentence that should not have been real