narrator: Nothing was done about it

The cheaper side is a VPN and a pirate’s life for me.

I mean, she could pull a Trump and be like, “I have really big plans. I can’t discuss them until I’m in office, but let me tell you… Big plans.”

GM should just be like, “We’re just making sure no one is trying to get an abortion.” That’ll shut Texas up.

Easy enough to get around for everyone then. Are you male to female trans? You’re not getting a vagina, you’re getting a penis reduction.

And over there. And a couple more over there. And one there too.

You should start responding with “You’re welcome”. Because if Jesus hadn’t died for their sins, they wouldn’t be Christian.

Just replace the pronouns.

“Hi. Steve was wondering if Steve could go ahead and start Steve’s next project since Steve’s current project is now in review? Steve would be working with Kevin on Steve’s next project and Steve knows that Kevin is wrapping up Kevin’s project this week so Steve and Kevin could start next week”

Doesn’t that sound so much more professional? 🙄

Sounds like an easy claim that they didn’t deliver the package.

And offer them that sweet fresh-out-of-college salary

“Yeet” (because, you know, it’s a throw pillow)

I have, for a long time, used the phrase “speaking of segues” to change the subject in a conversation.

Technically tips were originally given upfront to ensure good service, not after the fact.

Hey GreyTechnician, are you a good bot or an evil bot?

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Vacula. Because he sucks your… dust.