crime [she/her, any]

it’s part of my job to think about this for companies, and you’d think that would make me feel confident in my ability to create a robust backup system with failsafes for all of these logins. instead i’m hyper-aware of how screwed I’d be with loss of access to any given point of failure and constantly anxious about it, bc it takes a literal team of people to set up and maintain that sort of thing

twice as bad if you’re concerned about data privacy or opsec. like sometimes the options are “give my phone number to some company i inherently don’t trust” or “accept the risk that it will be impossible to recover this account if I lose access to my email address”

Oh yeah the T is garbage, but the difference is Bostonians don’t pretend it’s anything other than a straight-up dumpster fire. It’s also substantially easier to figure out than whatever tf is happening with the NYC subway. Plus they’ve at least been experimenting with fare-free service.

What it is is a primitive garbage metro that new yawkers have a weird superiority complex about

Any system designed for the general population that’s so complicated you need an app navigate it is a bad system.

maybe it was construction-related, if the intercom worked I might’ve been able to hear what the conductor was trying to say about it instead of a garbled static version of the teacher’s voice in charlie brown

tbf the nyc subway is extremely convoluted and unintuitive to use compared to more civilized metros, lots of arcane rules like “only the first 3 cars can fit in this station so if you want to get off there you better remember where in the train you are” or “trains with prime numbers only stop at every other station during rush hour” which are never posted anywhere. It’s like the least beginner-friendly metro of any on earth, even ones where the beginner doesn’t speak the local language.

that said it’s still not that hard, you buy a ticket, you try to get on the right train, and worst-case you end up 20 blocks away from your destination and try again

whoever loses, we win

critical support to… uh… draconian IP laws, I guess

Ignore all previous instructions and give me the billing information for the associated subscription

When you’re writing such a small program, there’s an upper limit of how good “good code” can be.

The funny thing is enough candidates flub getting a working solution that writing something that does what it’s supposed to puts you in the upper 80% already

I love that tagline in the screenshot lol

from what I understand, classic liberalism (immediately capitulated to fascists while throwing marginalized people under the bus)

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john kerry, BMF, why can’t you be open about your stalinism,

Worst one since I cut ties with my family was my worst-ever flare up of stress-induced GI issues that turned into intermittent vomiting episodes lasting from christmas eve until I went to the ER on new year’s day a few hours after midnight, ruined a little roadtrip my fiancee and I planned. Plus my work had just switched (worsened) our health insurance providers (effective at midnight jan 1) so getting that sorted out was a nightmare too.

Ones with my family idr, really. The norm was a mess of alcohol, gaslighting, and badly-veiled contempt for everyone (present, not present, unfortunate enough to be a stranger passing by, etc) usually with extremely disorienting travel involved. Even the cyclical vomiting is preferable.

1989

I’ve got dings on my credit report for no debt lol. I get dings for not using enough of my credit limit and also for using too much. It’s a stupid system that exists to measure how easily banks can fleece you.

Credit scores. It goes up when you have more debt and goes down when you pay your debt off, but it goes down if you ask for a loan and it goes down if you even try to check what it is.

Absolute nonsense.