No garage door uses a keyed switch like that, thanks for playing.

I think the A is for asexual… like why tf would someone not interested in sexuality care. At a certain point it’s just someone wanting attention and I think we passed it a few characters ago. Before you, gentle reader, get upset see it for yourself… these come from Google search, obvious joke ones were ignored:

LGBT
LGBTQ
LGBTQ+ <- this is literally all inclusive, no need to go further
LGBTQ2 (“two spirit”… aka furries)
LGBTQIA+ (longest “official” acronym)
LGBTQIA2S+
LGBTQIAAP+
LGBTQIAGNC
LGBTQQIP2SAA
LGBTIQCAPGNGFNBA+

If that doesn’t make it obvious I’ll leave you with a quote from Peter Tatchell:

It’s great to be inclusive, but the new alphabet soup is a confusing and alienating mess — made even worse when people get into spats over missing initials or the inclusion of initials they disagree with. The longest I’ve ever seen is LGBTIQCAPGNGFNBA. This is absurd. It makes us a laughing stock and devalues serious issues around sexuality and gender.

The objective is to open a garage door, not hotwire a car from 1973.

I had no idea reddit made ATMs.

I heard it was fun Speziland but it never worked right due to top down mismanagement.

Don’t forget the ecosexuals.

I’m not making that up, it’s apparently a thing.

Imagine naming your social media package after a kind of herpes. 💀

They’re getting no end of grief from bad/paid actors though.

This is not worth the effort. If it could be patched to work here that would be awesome, but spezzit? Gross.