Web Developer by day, and aspiring Swift developer at night.

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Cake day: July 1st, 2023

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  • Back in 2016 (wow, almost a decade now…) I got a job with a group who used Word docs to email instructions on how to update your code with their changes. For example, “In file xyz.php, go to line 123 and replace <code> with <code>.”

    One of my first tasks was getting that group set up with git. But I will never forget that was their best way to version control code… in 2016.






  • dohpaz42@lemmy.worldtomemes@lemmy.worldScumbag Universe
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    3 days ago
    1. Yo mama so fat that not even light can escape her gravitational pull.
    2. Yo mama so fat that our galaxy revolves around her.
    3. Yo mama so fat that when she last farted, they called it the Big Bang.
    4. Yo mama so fat she’s expanding faster than the speed of light.







  • dohpaz42@lemmy.worldtoMemes@sopuli.xyzJust heartbreaking
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    5 days ago

    Like imagine living years of your life desperately calling out to someone, anyone, and you finally hear someone - you desperately rush over, but there’s there’s nobody there. You’re sure you heard someone, but there’s nothing, except you.

    Second worst nightmare unlocked. Imma go cry now.


  • I really shouldn’t feed the trolls, but eh, I’m learning a lot rebuking you, so maybe somebody else can benefit from your ignorance as well:

    GrapheneOS has official production support for the following devices:

    • Pixel 9 Pro Fold (comet)
    • Pixel 9 Pro XL (komodo)
    • Pixel 9 Pro (caiman)
    • Pixel 9 (tokay)
    • Pixel 8a (akita)
    • Pixel 8 Pro (husky)
    • Pixel 8 (shiba)
    • Pixel Fold (felix)
    • Pixel Tablet (tangorpro)
    • Pixel 7a (lynx)
    • Pixel 7 Pro (cheetah)
    • Pixel 7 (panther)
    • Pixel 6a (bluejay)
    • Pixel 6 Pro (raven)
    • Pixel 6 (oriole) Source

    😊