Take your phone out, look at it, get a slightly concerned look on your face that quickly turns to fear, run out the room yelling “No No No NO No No No No No they’re not meant to be here this soon”, destroy your phone and start a fresh new life.

Hahah you sound like my old drug dealer.

Sometimes program bugs make the best jokes.

Pecker Productions or PP for short.

I’m going to believe that the thumbnail is the detective that solved the case.

You don’t have to snort them all, there’s other places to absorb energy drinks.

You know how you make me watch your show? Put Walton Goggins in it!

Game makers should hire me to test their maps, if there’s a spot where I can get 100% stuck no matter what, you bet your shiny metal ass I’ll find it.

I absolutely love it, it’s the perfect show in my opinion, I’m so glad I stumbled across it.

I was sold on it by the first episode entirely because of Oscar, he kills me with every line.

It’s been a while since I watched his videos, looks like my day off is planed out.

I have found and become a big fan of tv shows that I would have never had the chance to see because of piracy, one of my favourite shows ‘Corner Gas’ never once aired in my home country. Thank you piracy for helping me find good entertainment.

My mate sent me a link to a twitter post that had the x.com link and for a moment I legit thought he sent me a porn link by accident.

Buy the cheap house away from people, only use short sentences when talking to people when you have to venture into town, make and sell hand crafted wood statues of what you see out your window, build an underground bunker full of state of the art spy technology to monitor the town you live in, create a secret Cabal of other people monitoring their towns, slowly take over your country by blackmailing everyone you can, make it a federal crime to even look at your property, retire and enjoy the privacy.

With permission this time tho, right?

Hahah beat me to it, that scene played in my head as soon as I read the name.

But… I don’t like that one…

Man that’s like 2 minutes of gameplay I’d get.

Captains choice, yet it’s Kirk and not Captain Janeway, the true coffee captain.

Well that’s it, I’m off to dig a deep hole in my basement.

Come on man, 120gb HDDs don’t exist!