Be careful, you might start a new birther rumor.

I feel like the flip phone should be an accessory to the screen box. It’s a superior device to chatting and hanging up, just make it Bluetooth and snap into the back of the phone.

Pretty sure the goal here is to funnel more money to Trump.

Has been and always will be stegosaurus. How can you not love those bone plates and spiked tail? Dude’s a beast.

That said, ankylosaurus comes in at a close second. It’s armor is pretty boss.

• To-go orders get NOTHING.

My comment is entirely scoped to to-go orders; I agree with everything else you say (though I haven’t used a ride share in forever).

I always tip for to-go orders in my hometown. Now my favorite places call out my name as I enter and treat me great. I’ve seen them replace the pizza stacked with my order with a fresh pizza right out of the oven, for example, or they’ve given me an extra pizza or side.

When I’m on the road, I still tip $1 for to-go orders because I know the workers are still getting a shit wage.

Granted, I’m in a financial position where I can afford to do this. But I’d love if we could get rid of the whole tipped-minimum-wage thing and just raise minimum wages across the board/enact UBI to make tipping only for exemplary service.

Ukraine (then known as Ukraine SSR) joined the UN as a founding member state in 1945, then joined as a sovereign state in 1991.

You might be thinking of NATO, of which Ukraine is not (yet) a member state.

Oh wait, now I realised that’s basically r2d2

Is that a bad thing?

… but it becomes an annoying game of cat ND also cat…

Hello, The Monarch:

I have this problem playing smash bros with my kids. Solution? Pump up my handicap to >100% and play Kirby. Basic hits knock Kirby out, so it actually becomes a challenge for me, and they love beating me up. Win win!