yeah bro the government banned it because if you snort asbestos it opens up your third, fourth, and fifth eye and you can see through all the government lies they don’t want you seeing through. like about how war is bad and all that junk you know? if the government catches you snorting abs (that’s what we call it in the community) you get the death penalty. i just snorted some a few minutes ago, and i’m pretty sure the government is stalking me. they send “people” “walking their dogs” “looking normal” down my street a couple times a day to intimidate me. the funniest part is, these people walk into houses that are right down the street from me, so it’s obvious the government put them there because i was getting too informed from snorting abs.

all borders are wack

legalize asbestos. its from da earf man

watch the next 100 years be about how syria actually belongs to jewish people from minnesota and poland somehow

i laugh at idiots who pay dozens of dollars for bidet attachments. i pee on my own butthole to clean it. i use god’s bidet.