Rules for thee, not for me?

100%

7 was a stand in for a single digit numbet… didn’t realize it was that low. Yikes

My brain went “Firefox has what 7% market share? What’s 50% of that?? Actually, that probably is 4x the ‘Fediverse’ user total right there”

My mind boggles. Also, I’m curious to have a listen. 👀

Also, 99 😱

🤠🏴‍☠️

That’s why I choose carefully

It’s a meme, but it’s also a banger

Shh. Enjoy the meme.

(but yes)

The induction is mindboggling. Haven’t gotten the hang of it yet because I JUST CAN’T UNDERSTAND THE HOW.

It’s life changing. I’m coming from the electric “coil” stoves

Granted, it sucks that a few of our old pots are useless now, but we have plenty good still, so not a huge loss

The black widows really get that screamish response that most bugs don’t give me. There’s something about that red on black that hits my primal buttons in a tizzy

The only other bugs that get me like that are the too many (more than eight legs) bugs. Milli/centipedes

It took me a second, then 😱

Anything over 190 is just fine for me.

Assembly is probably the closest thing to magic humans have ever created.

(I’m disqualifying String/Quantum as they are “theories” and not in common use)

Ten minutes every other day at most.

But glances over at xkcd

Time

It’s still in the shock phase. “Uhh, what now”

Who lives in pineapple under the sea?

It’s one of the “I hate this squeeze” things for me. I like feeling those weird feelings

Travel sized, for your convenience

From uh, a certain point of view…

butwhy.gif Not a Z scale? You could have gotten a bit more bang for your cm³