Reading this chart, these three are equally morally wrong:

• Being drunk (1.0) without a future Hitler nearby
• Being sober without a future Hitler nearby
• Being sober with everyone around you being a future Hitler

Not sure if I can agree on all of those being morally equal…

Did you know? By indiscriminately removing every 3rd letter, you can ethically decrease input size by up to 33%!

If you look very closely, you will be able to see that they actually curve with a radius of 6.371km - might want to get your eyes checked if you can’t see that…

Depends on the server size and the people usually on it tbh.

Good Bot

Trust me, that data is very definitely not destroyed.

(See this talk for some entertaining data disposal techniques :)

I have a feeling that the drive shown in the picture is actually heavily fragmented. Just a feeling though.

komrade’s fried chicken

also if there aren’t legal repercussions but you’re still endangering people by fucking it up, please don’t :)

ah, yes: salting for improved security, i’ve heard that before!

don’t forget the ones we got paid for very well and the ones we introduced to not go to prison

thanks to this showing how many images it’s scanning, i now know that i have 17.000 memes saved. thank you :)

shouldn’t the butter be a “non-spray non-stick cooking stick” ?

waiting for the day when blender becomes an operating system tbh

Programmer is insufficiently polite

- INTERCAL

i think the problem there is more structural than formatting

then where does the invention of the well place within all this?

awesome while you’re at it

“life finds a way [to end]” is valid here :)