Wrap it tightly in electrical tape.

Actually, the Rankine timeline would probably be a better comparison.

Because JJ Abrams uses the name Kelvin in a lot of his works. I think it was his grandfather or something. But in Star Trek specifically, it is the name of the ship around which the events that the divergent timeline started.

Came here to post a comment about it, but saw that you beat me to it. Glad I’m not the only one who appreciates that show!

Yeah. That’s more like Miracle Whip.

Turning West Virginia into a lake would be quite a benefit.