I usually go with “ADHD + THC makes me a fuckin’ X-Man of facts”, and I’m leveraging that power toward a career focusing on it. ✊🏽
I usually go with “ADHD + THC makes me a fuckin’ X-Man of facts”, and I’m leveraging that power toward a career focusing on it. ✊🏽
Ah, the classic AI fingers, of course - but, what is that weird mons shadow? 🤢
Fuck, really? Fishing? Christ on a scooter, WTF.
Thought so. 🤣🤌🏾
Now, that’s clever. 🤪
Eke* ? 🤷🏼♂️
Warframe has always been Barbie for mech weeboos. 🤌🏽
Nope, too much piss. Also, “peed while in the bathtub together” is a bit too far, and that’s not even including possible eye contact. To illustrate: what simple thing makes eating a banana in public creepy/hot? Eye contact. You do you, but stay outta my tub.
Good tip, though the water:piss ratio still stands.
Similar to the water:piss ratio regarding (US?) swimming pools, insofar as the knowledge that the “nostalgic” smell of swimming pools is not the comforting presence of chlorine so many believe it to be, and is in fact the confirmation of a volume of piss in the water that is rapidly nearing the extent of said chlorine’s capacity to neutralize (sapped also by ceaseless sunshine & innumerable contaminants hitching rides on patrons’ oblivious meatsacs).
In short: if you smell “pool”, someone(s) have pissed in it. A lot.
Is there Mardi Gras?
Not this citizen here, though. This “tal” is a real patriot, sharing half-assed hopium around like smearing shit on his teeth and grinning at us all. 🤦🏼
So, basically, they’re not saying anything worthy of a headline, much less a whole article. Thanks for letting us know… smdh.
So, Gizmodo’s trying to toady up to The Onion, now?
Because, as I’ve already stated above: Heaven’s existence is inherently predicated on the knowledge of “sin”, and therefore a soul-themed credit score. Rhymes with “karma”, maybe. Who knows? Any way you spice it, credit makes heaven — that is, if innumerable denominations, et al, are any proof of. 🤷🏽♂️
Do we have a ‘best of’ around here yet? 'Cause, damn. I’m in.
Not to mention that those tryhards going full weeboo on gatekeeping are ignoring various other “heretical” facts of sushi’s founding people, like: it’s fine to add just about anything you feel like to it. Oh, is krab™ in poor taste? What about ice cream? Snack chips? I mean, FFS, the Japanese have built a global reputation for taking a concept and improving on its efficiency or efficacy or both, all the while these scrote-bearded trogs are pinching their puds to dreams of katanas and isekai redemption. 🤪
You know it does. Where do you think “virginity” was invented? Hell is where the parties’re at and there’s no inherent need for a currency system in that dynamic. Heaven, on the other hand, is founded on an imaginary and largely arbitrary credit system. Ergo, money exists there.
Please, don’t call it that. It was, yes, technically “the president” at the time, but we don’t have to call it that anymore, or ever again — even when referring to that (not brief enough) period in history.
Somebody gonna tell her that she’s famous AF on Lemmy? 🙇🏽♂️🔥