Welp that’s a long ass caption

I thought that I heard corn laughing I thought that I heard corn sing

Italian as in Italian American?

That’s right.

Not right!

I found some more information here:

This is a sculpture of the Gin-namazu-onari Kabuto (“Silver Catfish Tail Helmet”) loved by Toshinaga Maeda, second Lord of the Kaga Domain and founder of Takaoka. The helmet features a unique catfish tail shape. The huge helmet, which stands at 400 cm tall and weighs 400 kg, was crafted in commemoration of the 400th anniversary of the establishment of Takaoka by the Takaoka Traditional Industries Youth Association, made up of young artisans in Takaoka copperware, Takaoka lacquerware, etc.

I had it last time I went there, expecting some kind of funky flavor but… Apart from the black shell, it’s exactly like a normal chicken egg.

Holy wall of text, Batman!

Brake*

There? Where?

Unless the trauma also comes back in time with the memories

It’s spelled “shite”. But i know what you mean, I really like u-erh tea

Thirded

Cue*

Food waste and tree damage (possibly leading to infections), what’s not funny about it?

1970*

weeps in dead battery

I had it flashed with LineageOS and would still legitimately use it as a daily driver if its charge would last longer than it takes for me to disconnect it from the charger and bring it outside my doorstep.

I had also bought a replacement battery but it was still so old that it barely made any difference.

Ah yes, binary binary large objects