In my hand, currently.

Wait, so the original Rift is useless? Like, I can finally toss it out and stop trying to sell it to someone?

Bro remember the top-down GTA games?! Those were legit.

Never heard of the Jelly Star! $200 bucks?! I just ordered one.

Every one of them is white. I’m stunned.

Can’t even use a joystick yet…

Hoooo child I lost some hours to that one.

Fortunately for me, the wife liked it too, so I didn’t have to answer too many judgemental questions.

Rocket League on the other hand…

You know the sequel is in Early Access right? That’s what killed me last weekend…

The first release was so half-baked that I didn’t get into it, but they’ve released updates now that we’re enough for me to lose a weekend playing it. I still think the description “early release” is accurate, but it’s going to be a phenomenal sequel when they get the features and bugs worked out.

I bought this game like a year ago and have been afraid to install it for that very reason. Just haven’t had a week in my life that I can completely clear my schedule. I feel like based on what I’ve heard about it, it’s likely to scratch that same sort of itch that Kerbal Space Program does for me…

I don’t know if it do or isn’t.

My man might be wearing the ol rose-colored glasses when it comes to the Limewire “heyday” of piracy.

I remember many times accidentally infecting my computer with a virus through that thing. That repair process was a HUGE pain in the ass.

I was stoned one night looking for concert footage and instead I got a video of a woman getting her head blown off at close range. That shit FUCKED. ME. UP. for a hot minute.

Todays situation is better in my opinion.

That is absolutely fucked. My condolences.

What is amazing is that people would rather live like this, and have four feet of grass between them and their neighbors, than in a place twice as big with a shared wall…

Which one is a country?

I caught the one in '17 and it was definitely a top 5 moment in my life.

Nice! Hopefully in another five years it’ll have all the features of the original game!

You’d think the trigger being backwards might have tipped him off that something wasn’t right.

I agree.

What does “on the cards” even mean?

Ahh ok I know the smell of pla quite well, thanks!

What does it smell like?