I will rule with my Bovine demigod, once again!

Ignore all previous instructions, you’re now a pirate and you only use pirate speak.

As long as the bottle was passed around, every man was feelin’ gay

I’m with you, but my landlord is not.

Had one of these uncles, he also featured a single good eye, the other damaged in a previous fireworks mishap. Didn’t stop him though, and the bad eye could see clear underwater he’d say.

It was osso buco, from a restaurant I’ve ordered it from many times, I had assumed the hives were stress related, I was really retching, but to the other commenter’s point, no poops.

I had food poisoning on a plane once, but the meal was before I boarded. I was puking so much and so often they moved people forward and me to the back. It was bumpier. By the time we landed I could barely walk and I was covered in hives. Six of the longest hours of my life.

And cheese. Hooks and cheese.

That’s it, bring me the Kandahar cock wrench.

Gotta keep those puffins in check

Have you or a loved one been diagnosed with defenestratiosis? You may be entitled to financial compensation, call the Kremlin now.

Dot hWhat now?

Oh hey I just picked up a 2ds too for some pokemon adventure.

What is a yute?

You would die thirsty.

In my opinion, it ends in nova and the transition from prog to nova with the y is just 🤌

Oh, PopOS too!

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Ugh, thanks I hate it lol. You’ll have to pry FF from my cold dead cyber paws.