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  • Some people don’t attach value or sentimentality to $5 valentine’s day cards and would rather just spend time with their partner and spending time picking out a good card for each other can be fun. I personally like the funny ones so it can be fun to pick those out, show them to your partner, have a laugh together, and then put them back. The card brings the same amount of joy, but you don’t have to spend money or throw it away later.









  • I guess I don’t understand what we are talking about, sorry. This thread is in reply to:

    I mean, it should be true for any country. SWATting isn’t a US only phenomenon.

    Which I know wasn’t your comment, but I took that to mean that because it happens in other countries then the US isn’t that fucked. My original comment didn’t specify the US and was a benchmark that could be applied to all countries, so the reply sounded argumentative to me.

    Maybe I was reading something into it that wasn’t there? Sorry for being a dumbass!




  • rifugee@lemmy.worldto196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneRule
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    A zebra is closer to the size of a donkey than a horse, and donkeys have about 5 horsepower, so a 200hp car would be about 40zf (zebra force). Also, since horses actually have about 15 horsepower, that same car would be about 13ahp (actual horse power). Llamas are also about the size of a donkey, so probably similar numbers.

    Disclaimer: I’m not a scientist and these numbers came from my ass.





  • Companies wonder why people use adblockers; this is my experience trying to read this article on mobile without an adblocker:

    Picture of the outside of the building.

    Three paragraphs, each composed of a single sentence.

    Ad.

    Two paragraphs, each composed of a single sentence.

    Ad.

    A teaser block trying to get me read another article on their site.

    Ad.

    A stock photo of a public bathroom with mirrors.

    A teaser trying to get me to follow them on Google News.

    A single sentence with eight words.

    Ad.

    Another sentence, which is a quote from a school admin.

    Ad.

    Two paragraphs, each consisting of one sentence each.

    Teaser block trying to get me to read more articles on their site.

    A stock photo of some social media platform logos.

    A trending block with links to more articles on their garbage site.

    Two more paragraphs, each consisting of one sentence each.

    A distracting carrousel of images that are links to more articles on their site.

    Two more paragraphs, one of which actually has two sentences!

    Links to their social media.

    Is that the end of the article? I think so, but I’ve missed things before, so better keep scrolling a bit just in case.

    Related articles section.

    Ad.

    Ad that looks like a link to another article.

    Ad that looks like a link to another article.

    Ad that looks like a link to another article.

    Link to another article.

    Ad.

    Comments section.

    Editors pick section of articles.

    Ad.

    Ad.

    Okay, pretty sure I’ve read the entire article now, but let’s keep scrolling to see how far this bullshit goes.

    Ad that looks like a link to another article.

    Ad that looks like a link to another article.

    Link to another article.

    And then the following pattern SIX times:

    Ad.

    Link to another article.

    Link to another article.

    Link to another article.

    Ad that looks like a link to another article.

    FINALLY a whole bunch of links to other articles, some of which are promoted by Taboola, whatever the fuck that is.

    And the entire time there was a red popup for “breaking news” taking up 1/5 of the screen.

    For those keeping track at home, the article was a total of fourteen sentences, one photo of the school, and two stock photos. And no photo of a bathroom without mirrors.