This one is key. Library of Congress is explicitly not executive branch.

So the hungarians(Magyar) are both spies and birds. Suspected as much. Matthias the Raven started the trend.

Palestinians

Read this as panthers. Was confused how puma concolor was semitic for a few beats.

Now there are even English memes telling me to

SPRICH

Usually they’re not dead when that happens. I personally have never had that happen in any of my codes but all my people are connected to continuous cardiac monitoring so I generally know what’s happening before I even see them.

And they’ll stay dead if all you do is CPR. CPR alone is closer to necrophilia than necromancy.

CPR doesn’t bring a decompensated body back to life. You gotta figure out the problem in order to do that and fix it. That’s what the algorithms we use in a code is for (as opposed to the algorithms you guys code). That’s the real esoteric necromancy. Epi, bicarb, epi.

https://hospitalhandbook.ucsf.edu/04-comprehensive-acls-algorithm/04-comprehensive-acls-algorithm

Nah they just elect a Pope in France if they don’t like the results of this conclave. After awhile it’s decided one of them was always the real Pope. Kind of like the Japanese emperor.

Most states that administer SNAP will likely tell them to get fucked.

#borderline personality disorder

Shaq, for god’s sake!

You don’t get that big without an unnatural amount of hormones.

I really don’t understand that they’re trying to say here. Dude actually has pretty strong zygomatic arches. We can’t all be Abe Lincoln.

A “business” where you need de minimus. Dude wasn’t even importing enough to have stock. There are Amazon resellers with more robust supply chains.

Dude was likely just a shoe scalper. Maybe drop shipped knock offs.

jagermeister 70 proof or 35 percent abv. Commonly thought of as a knock you out liquor but actually pretty modest.

That stuff is so cloyingly sweet you’d have to mix it with water to approach something drinkable. A true alcoholic would have a handle of dewars white.

I doubt FIFA is on the Republican take

Well that would be the first corrupt administration they didn’t jump in bed with at the first opportunity then.

Let’s fight terrorism with terrorism. That’ll work.

And it’s not just the assembly factories that are the problem. Why the hell would you create a factory here when your entire supply chain is going to be hit by tariffs anyway. Not only are you still having to increase prices, now you’re less competitive than offshore factories due to labor, input, and real estate costs. And why would you move supply chain factories here only for them to have to deal with both the above problems and retaliatory tariffs. The US market isn’t worth that for a whole lot of things.

I don’t even find it particularly threatening if they’re pounding on the door because I’m liable to ignore them. When they open it and enter the threshold though, that’s a problem. That will rouse my 6’6" 330 pound ass into hostility. Thankfully that’s only happened twice.

This shitty anime’s got that beat: