My former roommate’s dog hated hats. He rarely barked at anything but if someone walked in the apartment wearing a hat he would flip the fuck out and bark at them until they took it off.

Mine does too!

You know what’s up

Shit

What?

Rollers

No

Yep

Shit

Well said

Hopefully at least one was a dog.

Nice tip. Definitely worth trying out for 20 bucks.

Hey, nice cat.

That was really interesting and informative. Thank you that comment.

Those are great but I recently switched to these. They are a little more expensive but they come with three different filters for different decibel levels.

That is the most important tool in my kitchen.

I substituted a knife for the spoon and I feel like it still came out ok.

I like this take but it relies on a critical analysis that isn’t going to occur to most people. Most people aren’t even aware up the word’s racist origins.

I think calling it cannabis helps distance it from it’s illegal past. There’s a lot of more conservative people out there that still think of “marijuana” as something dangerous and criminal that is used by disreputable people. I think calling it “canabis” will help shed that negative connotation.

For the record, I call it “weed.”

Absolutely. I saw them back in the day. A+ performance.

I was pretty into it when we were doing vans.

My dad was two of those things. Well, only two as far as I know.

Username name checks out

It’s pronounced “urinal.”

Y’all come to New Orleans and try to pronounce a single street name “right.”

See also: Lafayette (Le-FAY-it)