Yeah, turns out people cant disagree with you, if you kill them.

Ahh, just 5 kills short of that 3rd nuke.

Reddit must have an entire QA department dedicated ro making the UI shitty. Like how can you make a shit ui even worse. It can’t be an accident, you gotta be doing it on purpose.

Record player? Please no need to cheap out, I hire my own orchestra.

Rip Bozo, no one will sub for your knock off siri. Aside from a certain cub set of consoomer cattle.

I think advocating for more big tech monopolies is a bad idea, period.

Arr, welcome back ye salty seadog. Me myself had never abandoned the plunderinn the 7 seas in the first place.

The political genious of the watermelon seller right here. Yell for 2 years, achive nothing, embarrass yourself.

Yeah! Hes just like meeeeeee!

Fuck yeah!

Just cut your feet off and replace it with prosthethics. No more feet problems. I hear the curved ones used in paralympics can make you go even faster. So it might even be an upgrade.