Can you imagine a word without lawyers?

And he may have said to himself “my God, what have I done!”

That number still remains at zero.

It’s the one where Scruffy gets a $300 haircut.

We don’t even get gruel, just Krusty brand imitation gruel. 9 out of 10 orphans can’t tell the difference.

James Taylor

Where are the cavemen?

It’s basically for the same reason stores charge $19.99 instead of $20.

In MLB, the National League and American League didn’t have unified rules until 2022, when the National League finally adopted the designated hitter rule.

I don’t care about the voter apathy party.

1. He’ll say that he did it

2. The media will treat it as gospel

3. People will believe it

Not listed: prices actually coming down

Brown Sugar by the Rolling Stones. It’s a song about banging a slave, but I didn’t know that as a kid.

Joe Exotic?

Does anyone really know what time it is?

This idea is good and you should feel good.

May and June. I feel like there’s a lot of younger Aprils but the other two month names seem like old lady names.

No person who makes random Simpsons references? Gee, I hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

Chunky bars. Kids like raisins in their chocolate, right?

Sometimes it’s the ones you most suspect.

Every breath you take

Every vote you make…