She ain’t have no nipppppleeees!

As a former driver I agree. I always feel bad about the tip thing but gas is so expensive and the apps pay like shit despite charging so many fees. And knowing that restaurants also pay a fee meaning the apps get MORE money is even more infuriating.

FUCK… oh wait force of habit

This is where being forgetful comes in handy because you can just forget that you’re overthinking

They mean save certain kinds of people

I kept reading that as librarian

Crap I think I left Portugal in my pocket when I did laundry

Now I’m scared to eat potatoes what if it grows in my stomach

Cake is great for breakfast

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The transition to a better job makes this so much harder

Yeah I thought it was mostly other Americans saying these things

Can confirm not wearing pants and magically got another tattoo

I love her face in these

Me right now

I do this when I’m stressed asf because sleep won’t help anyways

My notes app is my saving grace or at least it was until all my notes got deleted

This is why I always befriend Gilgamesh