subignition

Don’t you have some kid’s birthday party to be at, you fucking clown?

The frequency with which people have trouble with newspaper-headline grammar makes me feel old…

Some people would pay good money to have blahaj levels of teeth

Front trunk. It’s aggravating slang, but it’s been in use for decades, well before Tesla.

To add to this, a new type of brain cell was discovered just last year. (I would have linked directly to the study but there was a server error when I followed the cite.)

Didn’t it just roll out to league of legends?

You should forget anything you’ve read in this thread and play Outer Wilds ASAP. And you should go into it as blind as possible. Trust me; you only get to experience it for the first time once.

No, Ted Cruz’s pecker started pouring out beans… 😭

A new planet in a distant orbit, you say?
In before the signal is older than the universe itself.

I was gonna make a dark joke about a silver lining, but I don’t think losing Starlink would be worth losing GPS.

This is why we need a corporate death penalty.

Well that’s an unorthodox way to sanitize your phone.

Probably for the best that they cut themselves off from the Internet.

20% chance this man goes viral and actually gets elected

Nah, oftentimes the school police officers are still allowed to have them to shoot the kids with. And don’t forget some states have tried to arm teachers.

We’re going to need a lot of them, they’re only worth $10

Yeah, sounds like you are a real life zebra. I’m hopeful that you can get some answers. Looking forward to a future post celebrating them.

I hardly dream so I guess I would say “it’s a dream when I wake up afterwards”

There are already plenty of companies that sell managed data removal like this, Mozilla claims to be doing it better and perhaps they are incrementally more trustworthy than the smaller no name ones

It’s wackos all the way down