Maybe we should have a peaceful takeover of the Capital on Jan 6, it’s very cool and very legal after all

It’s a way for him to test people’s loyalty. Anyone who doesn’t vote to confirm his insane picks is going to be ousted by the rest of the party.

Because they want to see other people suffer

Good thing I’m unmedicated then 🙃

Unfortunately it’s still vulnerable to fire

that’s a good girl

Are you TRYING to crack people’s eggs? 😂

I don’t think Mexico wants either of those two

Never underestimate the DNC’s ability to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory

But we saved Gaza by not voting for Kamala, right? … right?

Red dawn but the call was coming from inside the white house

Is that a promise? I’m here for it

Russia could easily avoid a world war by pulling out of Ukraine and paying them to rebuild

Trump’s civil verdict in NY is about to get thrown out. Procedure doesn’t mean shit now

It used to be a lot more common 10+ years ago. It’s almost strictly a fetish/porn term, which is why it’s so gross when it’s applied to people just living their lives

I’ve tried for years through yoga and stretching. I’ve even taken classes on it from contortionists. Nothing. There does seem to be some biological aspect to it, I stretch nearly every day

It would also make it easier to secede (gods I wish)

Don’t. Please. Whatever will we do to stop you? /s

What do you think Trump’s calling card will be? McDonalds induced heart attack?

Leopards got your face eh

I’m often introduced as a real life tiefling so yeah