Need to start launching from Australia at this rate. Maybe then they’ll show up in the correct vertical orientation.

Everyone knows the appropriate solution is drying the device in your microwave.
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Really seems like it’s all become so carefully curated and commoditized that the personality and rough edges and accidents that made any of it noteworthy have been hewn away. American culture is populated by what might as well be walking, talking avatars designed solely to billboard for Disney and Nestle and a few big corporate interests. But, wtf do I know. Maybe I’m just too old for this shit.

The M clearly stands for Mahoney.

Isn’t there still one in California or’d they turn it into spiderman or something?

1st Ed AD&D players when their AC is 70: ☠️

They also touch when you just shut the hell up.

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The only attention this should be getting is inquiry into whether sanctions were violated to make it happen.

If any of those “freely provided resources” can identify you, they’re gonna tell hr about it, who will then find a way to fire you before your problems become their problems. That’s the “early intervention” corporations are paying those services to provide.

Just leave. They’re probably listening to you while trying to remain motionless because they can’t stand people in the morning. Go home. Break the silent stale mate.

They’re not a political party. There’s no actionable platform, no leadership, no direction. It’s not possible to band together around things that they’re against and still get things done. Cry all day about it, but any adult knows you can’t turn back the clock.

To lead you have to have a way forward. Republicans haven’t been able to figure this out for decades because they aren’t a cohesive group. They’re a backwards coalition of bastards and need to be divided into their corners under dunce caps until they can coalesce into separate parties under actionable terms.

RIP MAG. Never forgotten.

But can they make you want to save the marriage in the first place?

You think that now… Wait 'til I bargain a hard drive.

A layer of hell unto themselves. Punishments contravening multiple human rights conventions that people pay for the privilege of being subjected to just so they can get somewhere, be dissatisfied with it and be forced to do it all again to get back home.

@RemindMe 3 years

Top 10 hottest so far. We’ve just opened up the DLC levels. Spicy times ahead!

Thousands more people to join the growing protests.

Didn’t have kids. Volunteer at local parks working on specialist plants. Look forward to not waking up one day.