If that was me, I would launch directly into the Kremlin and putin’s mansions.

Target #1 putin’s mansions. #2 the Kremlin. See if they build back and then him them again. That could work as deterrent.

Maybe they could suck it up into a machine that turns it into plastic.

Trump Bad

Matrix style…ATCMS… we’re going to need more ATCMS.

No thanks. I do want the large wifi enabled suppository that probably comes with it 😉. I can use that in times of loneliness and despair.

I moved my car several times in the time it took for this to happen. How about approve things, fire the weapons and then wait 3 days to let everyone know?

The poor were rich with votes. But that’s in the past now.

I am ready to see rich people’s kids go to freeze their ass off in the ruzzian tundra to defend and Avenge “Mara Lago!”. I understand if putin needs to start his attack there. It’s such a, the most important and significant national thing that all of us Americans would be deeply affected by if some outside force were to invade it. Maralago is spelled man, the la. Then go. Near or in the state called Florida by the way.

2 years later… The all new MCU Superman meets the Wolverine and Deadpool all AI animated feature!..

Why. Hello Mr wolverine 😁, my name is Man and I am super according to 98% of the other human population. Oh hello Mister Super last name Man! Yes, we are Wolverine and Deceased Pool. We are from America and belong to a non profit called the X-People, a group where both men and women who have been affected by DNA mutations of extraordinary kind gather to console one another and to defend human beings by taking advantages of the special mutations of its members. Yes, it’s quite interesting. And you? Oh I an actual called CalElle and I am a migrant from an expired plant that goes by the name you assigned the heavy novel gas Krypton. Anyway because the sun is bright and yellow I can fly, I’m very strong and can burn things with my eyes. I think I am similar to those of you in the X-People club! Good to meet you! Likewise!

But before she did that I didn’t even know her name. Now I know of the great Lidia Thorpe. In Spanish Thorpe sounds like Torpe which means like careless goofy. But let me tell you, I was driving home from work Friday when I heard that woman roar.

I mean she might could be like MTG, I don’t know anything about Australia. But one thing I know is that she’s part of my brown people. At least from that perspective I can totally understand her and her desire to prevent more damage and to instead try to lift her people.

Plus they had to buy aluminum foil tape the other day to patch up the new speed holes in that one port o prince plane.

What if you were in the desert 🏜️ and a pedophile had the only source of water 🌊💦 and was also a politician but he had retired years ago and just wanted to be alone so he could have fun with his adult friends in the desert?

Is it ribbed for her pleasure?

Plus who knows, 😜, maybe I don’t have to work tomorrow!

I mean, if I was mangled into 30753 pieces mixed in with the neighbors dog and Misses Jane’s tits on someone’s windshield which is also in 1000 pieces and on fire tomorrow, then I don’t have to go work.

But all good 👍 if we can possibly get sadam putin in a bag and toss him into the ocean with honors. Or just in to a bag. Tomorrow or this coming week would be a good time for that.

Carlos, for the 2570th time, you are free to go chico! Thanks for only being an immigrant and not a criminal immigrant. Our criminal tags are pretty good and you don’t have any. See you tomorrow before work again? 😊 You too man! 😀 Oh what an inspiration of a person!

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Is it 3 mile island but with a fail safe reactor? Like the ones that don’t use fission (lol).

All that enshitification takes good planning.

Lame duuuuude! Hurray! No lame duck at all.