Keep a notepad besides your bed and wrote it down

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Antone Kroc Wort

So the flash could cook a chicken by slapping it

I’m pretty sure I’ve read men typically avoid going to the doctor for things they absolutely should be going to the doctor over.

Maybe we should be looking into the cause of this and rectifying the cause instead of just leaving it as some random thing and I mean actually look into the cause and not speculate based on bigoted or misinformed biases

“National militaries and sabotaging the health of their troops to save a buck - name a more iconic duo.”

That literally sounds like america though

Bruh you’re supposed to have meat and vegetables as part of a balanced diet

Shit like thus makes me glad I don’t live in america

Most devices don’t have theese symbols and basically say fuck you unless you know how to find the specs

Wtf, also not that reunification bullshit

Things like this make me glad I don’t live in america

Meanwhile me looking up how to use vim everytime I use it

KRSPA

Needs some word starting with y at the end and it could become KRSPAY

This is why you patch test things, everyone’s skin is unique

But she shouldn’t be using them in the first place at that age

Also is it confirmed that I was a skincare product and not a coincidentally timed medical issue, because medical issues should be ruled out instead of going unnoticed

But asking permission to interrupt feels like interrupting

You reminded me of the one time I was visiting my uncle as a child and I ended up puking in the car because the sun was hitting the back of my head in summer, and this was Australian summer where It can get hot and humid

I don’t know if it was a migraine but it was painful as fuck

Reminds me of a person in Woodwork class who partially cut into their finger with the table saw

I also forgot one day to let the table saw get to full speed and was lucky I didn’t get wood launched at me because the teacher noticed and stopped me from using the saw

I absolutely hated myself for forgetting that basic step because I had used the table saw perfectly fine before