I like how menacing this headline is.

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Admittedly the image quality is “this meme first appeared in a dirty magazine in 1986 and has been re-compressed twice a year since the internet was invented”, but there are falling lines above the cucumber, and a little puff of smoke where it hits the ground. It’s depicted as falling out of a tree.

I don’t see how it statistically benefits the company. Whether I sell you the right thing, or the wrong thing, I still sold you something. So why not try to make it the right thing so I come back?

A cucumber tree? Sir, this is a science community.

She would chart the cause as accurately as she can; whether she also writes down the obvious lie is up to her. Which means she would write down “human bite”; not because it’s best for the patient, not because of liability, but because every other staff member (nurses and doctors included) would laugh at her if she didn’t. Nurses got a pecking order, and writing down obvious nonsense in a patient’s chart is a good way to drop ranks.

We’re censoring out the letters “wtf” now? Fucking seriously?

It made them nervous because someone might put parts of the original source into Wine. You can’t do that in a rewrite in a different language, it doesn’t even make sense. The thing the people in this screenshot are gloating about isn’t even relevant to this license.

Can someone kick this guy in the nuts? I don’t really care about this news, I just think that should happen to him, every day.

You can’t name just one time he lied because if you refer to any specific statement he’s made, it contains at least two lies.

That’s what he said last time. Only two things will actually stop him: the death of the Republican Party or his own

Are the staffers who quit still Republicans? Yeah? No points for integrity then. You were getting paid to make the world worse, and now you’re getting out because you got caught.

I did get a chuckle out of this though:

The facility will need to be fully restaffed

Yeah, it’s been 45 years, I don’t think those folks were waiting around for the place to reopen.

Jesus Christ.

Look, I’m in favor of nuclear power. We have new designs that are much, much safer than the ones that failed back in the 80’s. Even so, we can get a Fukushima event; not world-ending but still pretty terrible.

The thing is, no matter how safe the design, Microsoft and other companies dialed in on greed–especially companies for whom power generation is not their core competency–can be trusted to cut corners until those safe designs become dangerous again.

And Three Mile Island WAS NOT A SAFE DESIGN.

What the fuck are we doing?

Ah. This one was subtle, but I should have figured it out from panel 4. Thanks!

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Why do you assume it’s not happening already?

Only once? I guess neither of them enjoyed it

Did anybody ever check on the guards the last time, see which ones bought a boat a month later?