• chaosCruiser
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    6 days ago

    Put a picture of Trump under the pillow before you go to sleep. During the night, the supreme wisdom of Trump will be focused by the pillow and absorbed by your subconscious mind. In the morning, you’ll just know the correct answer.

    Also works with university exams. No need to read any books as long as you have the photo of the relevant professor under your pillow.