Few men have touched you.

• Samsung phones substitute a pre-taken professional picture when you try to capture our beauty

• the dark side is actually just the side of me I don’t let anyone see (except previously-mentioned qualified folks)

- Covered in dust
- Said to be a popular destination in the future, but that didn’t happen at all

• If you get on your wrong side, you’ll end up as far away from the rest of humanity as anyone has ever been.

Covered in pockmarks and devoid of life.

Romanticised in the past by poets and writers but now demystified by scientists

Made of cheese, so true