ptu@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 days agoTrue words of wisdomsopuli.xyzimagemessage-square46linkfedilinkarrow-up1468arrow-down14
arrow-up1464arrow-down1imageTrue words of wisdomsopuli.xyzptu@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 days agomessage-square46linkfedilink
minus-squaresnoons@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·9 days agoMy roommate is greasy and overweight; I want to sit down to pee but that would end up costing too much in bathroom cleaner.
minus-squarePainInTheAES@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up80·9 days agoIt’s only when you poo standing that you realize how much you spatter
minus-squareJax@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9·9 days agoThe cycle of life, and death. Born to shit, forced to wipe.
minus-squareBut_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·9 days agoThat first shart is like a shotgun
minus-squareBut_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·9 days agoBird shot super spread
minus-squareflint@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 days agoI was going to say shitgun, but it felt too on the nose. You sir/ma’m found the sweetspot [chef’s kiss]
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 days agoThis is Sea Parks reminder to all guests that the first three rows are a splash zone
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 days agoYou know what don’t tell me I’ll figure it out. First you shoot your slug, then you go buck. Right? That sounds right.
minus-squaresnoons@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·9 days agoI clean the toilet seat with the blood of my enemies.
My roommate is greasy and overweight; I want to sit down to pee but that would end up costing too much in bathroom cleaner.
How do you shit?
It’s only when you poo standing that you realize how much you spatter
The cycle of life, and death. Born to shit, forced to wipe.
That first shart is like a shotgun
You mean a shartgun
Bird shot super spread
I was going to say shitgun, but it felt too on the nose. You sir/ma’m found the sweetspot [chef’s kiss]
I’ll allow it
This is Sea Parks reminder to all guests that the first three rows are a splash zone
Slug or buckshot?
You know what don’t tell me I’ll figure it out. First you shoot your slug, then you go buck. Right? That sounds right.
I clean the toilet seat with the blood of my enemies.