• ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    Make a player named Jacob Paterson. EZ home runs.

    If you can deal with the extreme tedium of making an entire roster of "Jacob Paterson"s (changing letter casing here and there), you’ll be steamrolling everyone. Kinda ruins the fun of the game, but I find it really satisfying to watch >700ft home runs that clear the entire stadium and hear Kuip and Krukow endlessly call dinger after dinger. Pure dumb fun :D

    • ThirdWorldOrder@lemm.ee
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      7 months ago

      That’s a good idea. I just use Jon Dowd, the white fictional dude who has the same stats as Barry Bonds lol