I’ll start: printers.
I bought an HP in March 2020 when my job went remote and HP bricked it remotely after only 100 pages because I wouldn’t sign up for their subscription program. Ended up trashing a perfectly good printer.
Luckily my library’s close by and I can print there remotely.


Smart.
Get a Brother washing machine. Got it!
And definitely don’t get an inkjet washer, they cost you a fortune in detergent cartridges.
A good shower can wash you, your brother, your sister, and your parents! Usually only one at a time though.